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by jhonie99
Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Moving to Andalucia
Topic: purchase fees
Replies: 20
Views: 412

Re: purchase fees

I wouldn't consider it normal! The seller can arrange to pay their own bills.

Alternatively, charge them for the privilege. Make additional deductions from the purchase price for the costs of the cheques to pay their lawyer and estate agent.
by jhonie99
Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Common tourist phrases in bars and cafes
Replies: 39
Views: 1700

Re: Common tourist phrases in bars and cafes

Well, I suggest you keep it simple; The "phrases " you quotes so far are way to verbose and completely unnecessary. e.g. "could you repeat it" - replace with "repeat". one word, nothing more needed. "what would you like" becomes "food" or "drink...
by jhonie99
Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:55 am
Forum: Health, Beauty, Fitness & Sport
Topic: Dental implants
Replies: 8
Views: 589

Re: Dental implants

I find dentistry in Spain to be of very poor quality. Unfortunately, its only after a few years of experiencing the work done that a judgement can be made. Always looks wonderful to begin with. Poor quality materials used because they don't expect the guiri to stay in Spain and so they can get away ...
by jhonie99
Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:06 pm
Forum: Living in Andalucia
Topic: “Expats” or “Immigrants”
Replies: 9
Views: 1169

Re: “Expats” or “Immigrants”

Like it or not, we're all immigrants!!

Expat is only used by people to imply superiority. Comes from a bygone era. Wouldn't want to be associated with black people arriving in Spain via rubber dingy - oh the shame!
by jhonie99
Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:15 am
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Dog poo
Replies: 11
Views: 1175

Re: Dog poo

Can't u plant oleanders along the boundary (the red ones give off a lovely aroma. Oregano is good also, as I'm sure there are loads other plants to choose from. To stop the barking get one of those sonic alarm thingies. You could also monitor them defecating and set off a high pitched sound from a d...
by jhonie99
Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:01 am
Forum: Living in Andalucia
Topic: "tu" or "su"
Replies: 28
Views: 6769

Re: "tu" or "su"

FFS, only the Brits would concern themselves with such triviality. What planet are these people on!! The majority of Spaniards can barely speak the Spanish language properly. No Spaniard remotely cares about grammar, apart from academics. All that matters is that "I get what I want". That'...
by jhonie99
Fri May 25, 2018 10:48 am
Forum: Health, Beauty, Fitness & Sport
Topic: reduction in OTC at chemists
Replies: 15
Views: 4511

Re: reduction in OTC at chemists

Jesus, u lot are a sick bunch, lol. I'm nearly 50 and have never had an antibiotic; never been to a doctor in my adult years (except to verify a passport photo). Have only ever used an occasional topical cream for "stuff". It concerns me, as if I ever need to go to hospital I won't have an...
by jhonie99
Tue May 22, 2018 9:10 am
Forum: Travel, Tourism & Destinations
Topic: Pitch up a tent
Replies: 10
Views: 2970

Re: Pitch up a tent

As usual people are being unduely negative. Pitching a tent for an overnight stay is perfectly legal in Spain. It's called bivouacing and is considered acceptable, provided u move on the next day. Tent should not be erected until 19hrs and removed by 07hrs. Or simply, put tent up when getting dark, ...
by jhonie99
Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:52 pm
Forum: DIY, Pools & Home Improvement
Topic: Land co-ordinates
Replies: 1
Views: 1254

Re: Land co-ordinates

Before GPS, they used systems that referred to X, Y and Z (altitude). It's easily referenced. Go to the visor in SIGPAC or similar and locate your plot. It'll show the X Yand Z in conjunction with the longitude and latitude. On paper, the boundaries can be different from real life!! A post in the gr...
by jhonie99
Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:23 pm
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Defending your home
Replies: 15
Views: 2599

Re: Defending your home

If a foreigner kills a local, the foreigner goes to jail. If a local kills a foreigner, the local gets an apology for being dragged to court!! The locals will have more "witnesses" than a foreigner, therefore more likely to win a court case. Spaniard versus Spaniard - one of my inlaws went...
by jhonie99
Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:28 am
Forum: Gardens & Gardening
Topic: Bramley apple trees
Replies: 8
Views: 2150

Re: Bramley apple trees

People, don't be so negative. Where I live in Canarias, the temp min is 9ºC over winter and that's rare. Mostly min is 12 or 13. I grow all sorts of fruit trees including apple. No problem producing fruit. They may not be huge, but they're good enough for us. Also grow apricot, plum, pear and a mult...
by jhonie99
Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:31 am
Forum: Food, Drink, Recipes & Gastronomy
Topic: Calling olive experts..
Replies: 12
Views: 2750

Re: Calling olive experts..

Why not prune them yourself. You can't do any harm. Too many foreigners seek perfection. Give it a go - the "expert" Spaniards won't have any more knowledge than yourself. They just have bigger mouths!!
by jhonie99
Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:26 am
Forum: Cars, Bikes & Motoring
Topic: New Car First Service
Replies: 18
Views: 2731

Re: New Car First Service

All 3 of our new vehicles (2 motorbikes bought 2015 and 1 car bought 2017) gave specific advice in the manual on how the vehicles should be driven for the first few hundred kilometres. Unfortunately, none of the dealers mentioned anything. Hence the reason that most people don't realise the importan...
by jhonie99
Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:42 am
Forum: Moving to Andalucia
Topic: Right of Access
Replies: 7
Views: 2124

Re: Right of Access

We had a similar situation with our property. A Spaniard will regard every new buyer as an opportunity to screw for money, etc. It doesn't matter how friendly the previous owners are/were with the owner of the strip of land. You are new meat! Unless it's in the escritura about the servidumbre, you W...
by jhonie99
Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Endesa
Replies: 12
Views: 2740

Re: Endesa

Firstly, your consumption is ridiculously high!! I use 2000 units PER YEAR. Secondly, You can have access to the online bill as a third party, which the landlord can and should set up for u. Thirdly, Are u sure that you are paying the bill for your house?! Does the presented bill tally with the actu...
by jhonie99
Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bitcoin
Replies: 30
Views: 5860

Re: Bitcoin

Just think of tulips. Same Difference. The fact that it's called a "coin" is the con. It makes people think it's real. It's irrelevant that some people are making "fortunes". Traders (like myself) never reveal our losses. We always have to have people with less knowledge, to make...
by jhonie99
Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:55 am
Forum: Living in Andalucia
Topic: 20 Shades of Green.......
Replies: 31
Views: 2099

Re: 20 Shades of Green.......

Buy vitamins online. They're very cheap. We do it and we live in Canary Islands. Delivery to the mainland will be even cheaper. Winter....Obviously November, December and January. There is no debate!! Based on the Sun. Just look at the UV index throughout the year and use as a guide. It's also what ...
by jhonie99
Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:05 pm
Forum: Gardens & Gardening
Topic: Drought tolerant ground cover
Replies: 14
Views: 4333

Re: Drought tolerant ground cover

We grow..............carpobrotus (yellow and purple); malephora (yellow and reddish); aptenia (red). Drought tolerant but need regular watering; otherwise they don't flower. I've noticed that in our desert conditions lots of carpobrotus have decided to die. Oleanders also need plenty of water to flo...
by jhonie99
Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:49 am
Forum: Living in Andalucia
Topic: Well licence/registration
Replies: 8
Views: 699

Re: Well licence/registration

I think their might be confusion. The first thing I thought of was "fountain". Are you sure? Most likely meant "Fuente" is Spanish which is a natural water source out of the ground, which then fills a man made "well" to be used as you wish. No registrations required. Fu...
by jhonie99
Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:26 am
Forum: Cars, Bikes & Motoring
Topic: Renault Capture
Replies: 21
Views: 2335

Re: Renault Capture

Much better to go for a DACIA model. They use Renault engines and are considerably cheaper than everything else. Only kids worry about image and "old designs". Adults shouldn't worry about such trivial matters. We are a Dacia Duster owner and so happy that we got current design before they...

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