Ladies - Sun bathing ages the skin

[Jules - Slowhand]

a middle aged woman standing nude , looks in the mirror and says to her husband " I look horrible . I'm fat , my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day , I've got more wrinkles than a prune and I've got to go up another dress size". Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues " I just feel so old and ugly , can you please at least pay me one compliment ?" her husband replies " well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!! "

[Shukran]

It's much better a few years later when the eyesight starts to fail and you don't really notice quite so much.

[oliveview01]

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