Ahhh ok then, looks like your terrace is in the centre of this global warming thing then, it certainly seems a few degrees higher than any other mere mortals humble abodes
By the way thanks for the lecture on air temperature..........made me grin anyway
Kenny,
Reasons To be Not Cheerful...Here's Three
Since the January blues seem to have hit a few folk, here are a few Zen guidelines to help chase them away
The darkest hour comes just before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbours milk and newspapers, that's the time to do it.
If you think nobody cares if you live or die, try missing a few mortgage payments.
Before you judge someone , you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your wallet
And finally, remember, no one is listening to you unless you f*rt
The darkest hour comes just before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbours milk and newspapers, that's the time to do it.
If you think nobody cares if you live or die, try missing a few mortgage payments.
Before you judge someone , you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your wallet
And finally, remember, no one is listening to you unless you f*rt
I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.
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