Piers Morgan has got you Marbella crims sussed!

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Piers Morgan has got you Marbella crims sussed!

Postby Pauly » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:04 pm

There was an ITV programme broadcast in the UK last night that among other things reckoned that Marbella is 'the epicentre' of crime in Europe and that it ships on 40% of cocaine in Europe from Morocco. :shock:

Also, apparently you are all murdering each other like it's going out of fashion and the ladies are cultivating talons that would make a sabre toothed tiger jealous. :thumbup:

Major James Hewitt has settled there and has started off a restaurant. :lolno: Prince Harry has recently visited the town although it wasn't clear if he was visiting his 'Dad' - it has to be said the resemblance is becoming even more noticable as he gets older. :clap:

You can't buy a handbag in Puerto Banus for less than 15 thousand Euros and Gazza's daughter consorts with a bunch of Hooray Henry's who spray 1500 Euro bottles of Crystal champers all over the place because they can't drink any more of it. :yawn: Gary Lineckers brother is running a rough joint that pulls in a load of slappers and gets through 15,000 bottles of beer every weekend and he thinks all the posh nobs ought to move on :shock: Most of the villas cost about 20 million and are empty all the time except for Max Clifford's gaff (that's probably why everywhere else is empty :lol: )

I just thought you old lags out there ought to be aware that you are getting a right old slagging. No doubt Piers can now expect a lean on from the 'eavy mob and maybe a bit of a slap (watch those fingernails girls - you wouldn't want to damage them on this geezer!). :wink:

By the way I'm no grass, John :!:
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Re: Piers Morgan has got you Marbella crims sussed!

Postby country boy » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:11 pm

Pauly: We do actually get English TV out here in the outback don't ya know...but nicely written anyway!


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Re: Piers Morgan has got you Marbella crims sussed!

Postby lenox » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:14 am

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