I have a suggestions to add to the rules which could improve the forum.
Anyone posting after 4pm to send their alcohol readings to Sid. Maximum limit is a quarter bottle of wine or 2 tubos.
Include more words to be bleeped out like...Jeezuz, Muslim, Brit reg cars, Iceland, rip-off and Spain in the same sentence, illegal homes. M&S. Dump. Steak and Kidney pie.
Welcome first time posters who come on with restaurant reviews, details of their knees-up night at their bar, discussing QORPS etc. Anyone suggesting they are spamming the forum will have an immediate ban.
Restaurant reviews only costing 10 euro or less, no mention of wine costing over 3 euro per bottle. Anything over this amount will be considered discriminatory to our members on a state pension. Remember the A.Com motto "To be Poor is Rich"
Links to the Daily Mail criticising Spain to be censored. Any articles containing the words "Broken Britain" or "99% of the population want to emigrate" to be placed in a sticky at the top of the page. Links to spanish newspapers eg. Sur, which always contain bad ones such as robbery and killings will automatically bring up a message saying "What's your Point" and all members should ignore this post.
Members should not comment on other members choice of where they live unless you are a campo dweller, if so feel free to keep mentioning how sh'ité marbella and the costa is.
Member's who live in the UK should only ask questions as they know nowt about Spain therefore, no opinons allowed. Members who have returned to the UK will be flagged by an Aviator of an arm with a J tatooed on it.
This forum is about andalucía, any discussion about the UK should only be about how cráp it is or benefits you can get/take with you.