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by jhonie99
Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:01 pm
Forum: Living in Andalucia
Topic: Masks to be mandatory from next week in Andalucia
Replies: 259
Views: 4869

Re: Masks to be mandatory from next week in Andalucia

.........u don't get fined for wearing a mask.......u get fined for disobedience, which is far more sinister and tells us exactly where we're all going!! they'll fine u for insulting them also, should u dare to talk back to them. The good news is that we can all get drunk now and drive our vehicles ...
by jhonie99
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:49 am
Forum: Health, Beauty, Fitness & Sport
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 1870
Views: 52027

Re: Coronavirus

Simple.......... They're going to apply for the latest free money (IVM) and then continue to work in the black. I'd go as far as saying........poverty doesn't exist in Spain. My partner in INSS is dealing with them everyday. He wonders how they can afford the latest iphones. Quite funny at the momen...
by jhonie99
Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: Cockroaches
Replies: 1
Views: 882

Re: Cockroaches

Yes, wash the floors properly!!! You can get "anti-insect" floor cleaner in most decent supermarkets or hardware stores. KH7 do a version. We.ve been using equivalent for years with excellent results. No ants, cockroaches, etc. Came home after an absence of 3 months recently to find one cockroach de...
by jhonie99
Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:32 am
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Eviction of squatters
Replies: 8
Views: 5214

Re: Eviction of squatters

Firstly, u don't know the actual status of the person living in the house. I'm "squatting" in my partner's house! Secondly, u don't own the house so it's none of your business and a court would say the same. If there are anti-social issues, etc. u can only get the authorities to pester him and hope ...
by jhonie99
Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:05 pm
Forum: Travel, Tourism & Destinations
Topic: wildcamping in spain
Replies: 11
Views: 1457

Re: wildcamping in spain

...........except Extremadura, lol
by jhonie99
Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:00 pm
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Applying for UK Pension in Spain
Replies: 11
Views: 615

Re: Applying for UK Pension in Spain

If you're resident in Spain, you apply for all your worldwide pensions (EU plus bilateral agreement countries) through the Spanish system (INSS).

Whether you've worked here or not doesn't matter.

It's a painless process.
by jhonie99
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:27 am
Forum: General
Topic: Guardia and the CV rules.
Replies: 28
Views: 2544

Re: Guardia and the CV rules.

Why oh why are people referring to GC agents as officers?! I've noticed on this forum and others that Brit immigrants use the word officer. They are not officers apart from a few senior ones. So stop trying to elevate their status. Call them funcionarios, agents or a few other things. They really ar...
by jhonie99
Fri Feb 28, 2020 6:45 pm
Forum: DIY, Pools & Home Improvement
Topic: Locksmith
Replies: 13
Views: 1447

Re: Locksmith

smash a window and call home insurance following day must be cheaper.
by jhonie99
Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:39 am
Forum: DIY, Pools & Home Improvement
Topic: Deposito water pressure?
Replies: 6
Views: 716

Re: Deposito water pressure?

I'm wondering whether my water pipes are partially blocked or, actually, the system is working as it should and I'm worrying about nothing. Mains water flows into a 15,000 litre deposito, the base of which sits about 1.5 metres above our house and is connected to a pump. At the moment when we turn ...
by jhonie99
Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:08 pm
Forum: Cars, Bikes & Motoring
Topic: Doing a Vehicle Transferencia Online
Replies: 3
Views: 1017

Re: Doing a Vehicle Transferencia Online

H i Im looking to buy a motorbike from someone near malaga and the owner informed me that the transferencia can now be done online. I did read that the Permission de circulacion can be done online and im aware that the vehicles sales tax can be done online but i was not aware that the traffico vehi...
by jhonie99
Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:48 am
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Land Registry and Catastral problem
Replies: 5
Views: 932

Re: Land Registry and Catastral problem

I don't know if you're confused or just presented your situation badly. Firstly, If a recent nota simple states that you are the owner, that means you are the owner! Nota simple is a reflection of what's on the register which is backed by an escritura. Secondly, catastro does NOT define ownership an...
by jhonie99
Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:23 am
Forum: Gardens & Gardening
Topic: Harvesting green olives
Replies: 4
Views: 763

Re: Harvesting green olives

I know that black olives are harvested November December, but when are green olives harvested? They seem to be green for a long time. I only have a couple of trees and would like to have a go at preserving them. Believe it or not, it's obvious when to pick them. Firstly, forget about choosing a dat...
by jhonie99
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:06 pm
Forum: Computers, Internet, Telephony, TV & Electronics
Topic: Lottery security changes
Replies: 5
Views: 669

Re: Lottery security changes

Received similar communication couple of months ago. Just ignored it until such time as I win decent money, lol. It only affects the withdrawl of money over a certain amount from your account. In the instructions in the website it clearly states to use copy of passport if NIE doesn't have a photo! J...
by jhonie99
Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:24 pm
Forum: Living in Andalucia
Topic: electrician for small repair job in Benalmadena
Replies: 20
Views: 2240

Re: electrician for small repair job in Benalmadena

Doesn't anyone do household chores themselves? I wouldn't leave a Spaniard near anything in my house. If I want something done, I do it myself. Actually, _I've been doing a load of electrical work in recent times which would have cost hundreds otherwise. With the internet it's so easy to educate our...
by jhonie99
Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:36 am
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Anyone been fined for late declaration of assets?
Replies: 13
Views: 2815

Re: Anyone been fined for late declaration of assets?

Hi yes we were fiscal residents as had an SL company for a 12 years. I know we messed up as we did need to declare the asset but wondering what the possible fines may be. thanks I would consider you fairly dumb to do a late declaration. Wait for them to come to you. Be a little bit more spanish in ...
by jhonie99
Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:12 pm
Forum: Moving to Andalucia
Topic: Getting Residency
Replies: 47
Views: 65514

Re: Getting Residency

revereting to this thread after a while. This question really is "asking for a friend" ! A hypothetical question, if one has a Finnish passport and spends a lot of time, 6/8 months of the year in Spain and rents a property here (usually for cash) how do the authorities know how long he's been here ...
by jhonie99
Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Digital signature/electronic certificate-
Replies: 54
Views: 40296

Re: Digital signature/electronic certificate-

I know for a fact Brits are being seen without appointment at DGT at the moment. Don't know if all offices are applying the same rules though.
by jhonie99
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:39 pm
Forum: Moving to Andalucia
Topic: Urbanisation bans all plants in my own garden
Replies: 3
Views: 18041

Re: Urbanisation bans all plants in my own garden

I presume u made a typo.........it's art591 and 592 of the Codigo Civil. The distances are general but can be defined at townhall level also. For instance, for us, a bush - half metre; normal tree - 1 metre; palm -3m; euculytus - 6m, etc. The neighbour can cut overhanging branches and also cut tresp...
by jhonie99
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:06 pm
Forum: You & the Law in Spain
Topic: Bedbugs in rented flat - who pays?
Replies: 8
Views: 24200

Re: Bedbugs in rented flat - who pays?

Unfortunately, u put horse before cart!! Mentioning other countries is irrelevant. It's Spain and we operate to Spanish law only. U fixed the problem without consultation with your landlord, so it's totally your liability. Any problems with a rental should firstly be communicated to your landlord, v...
by jhonie99
Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:33 pm
Forum: Living in Andalucia
Topic: Registering with INSS (with S1 form)
Replies: 6
Views: 13336

Re: Registering with INSS (with S1 form)

Straight from the horse's mouth............S1 due to "insurance", no SS number issued. Obviously, this is general statement.