Ive been to them in Albufiera before today. Mind, it was mostly Brits flogging tat.

We are looking to fly to Jerez in the autumn, and i want to make sure the jerez (cadiz) ive seen on the flight destinations, is the same one adjacent to the Portugese border in the south-west. (well, not that near the border...but you know what i mean). Spain is a big place....and i dont want to end...

I had a whole thread deleted last fall because (I guess) it wasn't about Adalucia. I was trying to do a service to any Canadians in the area (You would be surprised how many there are) by reporting quarter by quarter scores of the Championship game of the Canadian Football League. Deleted without n...

thanks for that, gymcrazy.

Thats the snag. The vast majority of immigrants to the UK attempt to carry on leading their lives as if they hadnt left their home countries.

you can understand a problem in the UK with indigenous workers if the Poles are working for nothing....but in Spain they cant have such an easy entry into the jobs market, if the Spaniards also work for 'nothing', can they?

My lad has just returned from orocco, after a holiday there with his leggy, blonde girlfriend.
He was offered 1000 camels AND a shop for her! Given the import duty on a 1000 camels is a bit steep....he brought her home instead.

Seriously, im not advocating bathing cats and dogs in petrol (have you SEEN the price of fuel in the UK! )....but if ever ive hard tar marks or paint on something - even my hands, ive always used a dab of petrol on a rag, to shift it.

Ive found a dab of 4-star (unleaded optional) usualy shifts anything.

Some very funny and heart-warming anecdotes here.....thaks for the laughs.

Dont tell me you are offering Rustic holidays without pictures of your dinner on a board, a dodgem rink, and stalls selling Blackpool Rock!!

This seems one civilised dog if you think about it. We knowit got the stuff on its paws...but how did it get it all over its @rse? Obviously wiping it after a crap. If it had used an Andrex puppy instead of paper - it would have saved itsself all this bother.

Also I would certainly check that no @rsehairs are stuck together across the expanse of its crevice or when it cocks a leg it will be agony :shock: a letter opener may be used to relieve this conundrum. Kenny :shock: how would you like your crack prised apart with a letter opener??..a pair of nail ...

We are heading that way later...i may give this place a go Did you book well in advance?

what about nail varnish remover?

Is this hotel a good size?

Do carpets sit right in spanish properties?

nevada smith wrote:"...has been sentenced to 39 years in prison and banned from driving
for eight years."... ???

Here in the UK we do it even better. They recently banned a BLIND man from driving for three years!

Ive given up eating pork pies here. Theres so much crap in them nowadays, its too off-putting.

The 'work' thing is my big - in fact massive, only concern about moving to Spain. Are there areas of Andalucia where its non-existant....or even worse, only small areas where its not non-existant?

Judging by the amount of p.m. I have received apparently a lot of the forum members agree with my mother. Is your mother some kind of authority on empty vessels, then? Personaly, i cant do with folk who tear strips off other folk- accusing them of banal postings.....when their very reason is equaly...