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Re: Swine flu

Postby chrissiehope » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:10 am

Love it :lol: :lol:

Made me laugh so much I might need a spare rib :D :D :D
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Re: Swine flu

Postby hillybilly » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:40 am

When I woke up this morning, my hair was in pigtails. Should I be worried??????!

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Re: Swine flu

Postby mantequilla » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:49 pm

Its now "alert level 5" and there are 10 cases in Spain.

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Postby Bongtrees » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:05 pm

mantequilla wrote:Its now "alert level 5" and there are 10 cases in Spain.

but nobody has died of it in Spain either!
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Re: Swine flu

Postby katy » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:33 pm

Is anyone as bored as I am with this "flu" (I don't mean this thread, it's funny!).

EU recommends not going to the USA. do they not realise how big the place is :roll: Even heard on TV that Torquay should be avoided...FFS one 12 year old who is recovering. has the world gone crazy :shock:

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Re: Swine flu

Postby Chrissie » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:13 pm

I think it's just a political plot to stop us thinking about the financial situation - they're just telling porky pies :lol:
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Re: Swine flu

Postby Jool » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:13 pm

Did you see the dreadful interview at lunchtime? With a school friend of the 12 year old, saying to camera, in front of her, that she had last seen her friend 6 days ago, the incubation period was 7 days and then turned to her with genuine companssion (my ****) and asked

"so do you have a sniffle, cough or sore throat yet?"

Talking about persuading the poor girl to catch the ´flu, but then I guess it would make great TV....!!!!!

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Postby Jool » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:15 pm

Porky pies will be banned soon Chrissie, but it is a great diversion, maybe swine flu does not even really exist, its just a new flu strain (don´t we get them all the time?) and they all concocted up this plan to divert our attention or feel pleased we are poor, in ruins, corrupt and amoral politicians "ruling" us, but healthy.........

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Re: Swine flu

Postby Chrissie » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:26 pm

It's working too - mass paranoia is setting in - we'll all have to be locked up (or is that quarantined?) :roll:
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Re: Swine flu

Postby julian » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:41 pm

I think this flu was started by facemask manufacturers hit by the recession

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Re: Swine flu

Postby peteroldracer » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:53 pm

Has a certain one-eyed Scot visited Mexico recently, carrying a glass vial...?
He must be so so pleased that something bad is happening that takes the public eye off some of the governmental disasters that keep on happening!
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Re: Swine flu

Postby katy » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:17 pm

Jool as you say, flu is around all the time, some months more than others. Maybe it has been around for a while. If anyone had visited the Doctors before this they would have sent you home saying you had a virus and take some paracetamol! No-one ever was tested for the strain. Was only when people started dying in Mexico that the media got hold of it. Feel sorry for Mexico really, their tourist trade will be decimated (except for the guy in a shop in Cozumel that wanted $20 for 4 postcards :evil: )

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Re: Swine flu

Postby Jool » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:28 pm

Not just Mexico I bet, Devon too on a bank holiday weekend............soon it will be panic buying in the shops in case we have to stay in our own homes for a week.....now there´s a way to stimulate consumer purchases again........ :roll:

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Re: Swine flu

Postby Devils Advocate » Fri May 01, 2009 11:43 am

Well they've just said a person confirmed as having this swine flu in the UK is improving after 3 days and now just has the sniffles FFS.......improving after 3 days?

3 weeks I was down with ordinary flu a few years back and still don't feel like I've recovered :evil:

They're becoming totally brainwashed by this now and have confirmed Snotland Yard are now questioning people who even dare clear their throats in public :roll:

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Re: Swine flu

Postby Chrissie » Fri May 01, 2009 12:07 pm

Maybe it's man-flu under a new name :lol:
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Re: Swine flu

Postby redsoxbrit » Fri May 01, 2009 5:43 pm

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Re: Swine flu

Postby IreneD » Fri May 01, 2009 5:49 pm

That's really good! Very funny - can I pinch it? Ta!

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Re: Swine flu

Postby redsoxbrit » Fri May 01, 2009 5:54 pm

Of course Irene, I did! :wink:

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Re: Swine flu

Postby IreneD » Fri May 01, 2009 5:57 pm

Lol! It's done - I've put it on another forum! :D

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Re: Swine flu

Postby rafiki » Fri May 01, 2009 6:41 pm

THE SOURCE OF SWINE FLU IDENTIFIED - OFFICIAL!!

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