I Could be Guilty of living with an Illegal Immigrant ?

[BENIDORM]

Whilst researching some historical facts in one of my ancient books, I found that I could indeed be harbouring an illegal immigrant...my missus..

According to the Treaty of Medina Del Campo, 1489...

A treaty in Spain between Henry VII and Aragon and Castile, it prevented YORKISTS taking refuge in Spain and provided for the marriage between Prince Arthur and Catherine of Aragon...
However nothing much became of this because poor old Arthur snuffed it 6 months after the marriage.
But...could this law still be in force ?

My good lady is very definitely a Yorkist...'aye by gum....
Thank goodness I was born in Cheshire...
But could I be found guilty of harbouring a Yorkist fugitive...?...
Flipping 'Eck..

Regards,
Gordon the Bad....

[barry]

This is serious, I have the same problem. The good lady is from Huddersfield. What is the next step we take?

[peteroldracer]

Forsooth barry - thou hast writ a rarity - "lady" and "Huddersfield" in the very same sentence....

[bob]

Since the treaty wasn't ratified, you can probably rest easy.

[Mowser]

If Star Wars was set in Barnsley, Princess Leia would get captured by Darth Vader because it's hard to run very fast when you're wearing 5-inch platform heels and a tiny silver mini-skirt which keeps hiking up over your a*** every two steps... and you've been a heavy smoker since you were 6.

[crazyred]

Ooooh er!! Bit worried myself now... if my Dad was from Leeds (which I'm not saying he is, as I may be asking for a friend or simply posing a hypothetical question ) would that make one a Yorkist or just half a Yorkie?

[BENIDORM]

Well, I've been chasing around all day trying to find a suitable disguise for my Yorkist wife....

Success...she is now dressed as a Nun from a closed/silent order convent, and this is perfect because as soon as she speaks everyone would know that she is a Yorkist...
So now she has to remain silent all of the time...Thank you God....

Ouch...there was no need to hit me over the head with your book, woman of mine...

Barry...You need to prepare a hideaway cave for our illegals to hide in..

Peter...You have spake out with much venom and must wash your mouth out with carbolic...forthwith...!

Bob....How extremely gracious of you to make a pleasant and helpful response to my plea...

Mowser.. gave away his secret, saying....''because it's hard to to run very fast when you're wearing 5-inch platform heels and a tiny silver mini-ckirt which keeps hiking up over your a*** every two steps''........I'm shocked Mowser, I didn't know that you were a cross dresser....

Crazyred..... Listen carefully...I'll only say this once.....Beware of anyone who speaks to you with a Yorkshire accent...they may be trying to trick you into admitting that you have Yorkshire blood running through your veins..

Regards,
Gordon ...Convent Guard...