Question for the girls

[Kathy]

Hi Guys:-)

I knew you wouldnt resist looking.

Here is the question....

Is it just me or do you also find that the soap machines in the ladies public toilets be it a venta, a hotel, a petrol station, you name it, they are all full of soap, but you can never get the soap out?

In the last couple of days, I found this same old phenomena in a petrol station near Granada, a venta on the outskirts of Malaga, a four star hotel and another restaurant.

Do you find the same?

[keddyboy]

No, next question??

[Kathy]

[princess peach]

usually there is nowhere to hang my designer handbag and no bog roll...so i either have to stomp or look in my bag for a wipeable material..
have usually found soap in the toilets,just spend ten mins trying to figure out which part of the dispenser to push,by that time im covered in everone elses germs.

[Kathy]

Yes i cant get the dispenser to dispense either

[keddyboy]

You girls forgot to mention the all important 'no lock on the door' now there poses a problem especially when the door is 3 yards from where you are 'sitting' and the all important 'loo roll' is attached to the back of it and just to make matters more difficult there is no light in there and no daylight or one of those switches that turns itself off just before you have time to locate it. Isn't life annoying

[princess peach]

do you venture into many ladies toilets Keddyboy?

[ken2]

OK OK OK SO WE GOT TO HAVE ALOOK AT THIS THREAD, me i carry at all times in me man bag, hand gel, i never bother with the soap in toilets, because after i have washed me handed, i have to open the door that other people have opened with out washing there hands, then i use me nice smelling hand gel, job done,

[frog]

you sure thats hand gel ken? or just some 'theres something about mary' hair gel

[princess peach]

maybe its KY jelly.

[Lavanda]

Disposable gloves, Ken. You won't even have to touch your own bits that way.

[princess peach]

yeah ,there will be more contamination on your pessle than on any old door handles...
bless always the butt of peoples jokes..still he dishes out to me enough times,he deserves some back..he hasnt replied yet..i suppose hes sleeping another Gin fuelled session off...him and that mhic are always at the bottles of plonk...

[Kathy]

I only asked about the soap dispeners

[princess peach]

bless.we do all go off track.

[ken2]

Mary'Hair gel, KY jelly , what are you all on about,he he he , and the idea about disposable gloves is a ok , but don't need them for me thingy, i know where its been (NO WHERE) ha ha ha no i ain't been on the gin never have one until 18.00 hours. been to the boot sale over near Cartama, and meet Spanish-Lad, he seems a nice chap,if some one needs to employ some one he seem a well clean cut young man, that boot sale is worth a ride out, plenty to look at, and we got some bedding plants from the centre, and you can have a cup of coffee or what ever, nice, ha ha Kathy know you have leant about all me clean habits, ha ha get your self some hand gel.buggar the soap thingy,and how do you know if some bloke that fills it up ,ain't had a boring day and puts something in that should not be in it,?? ha ha know i bet you all buy hand gel, ha ha ha

[peteroldracer]

Ah bless! Could this be the beginning of a romance?

[frog]

saw this in the sur first edition

KEN TAKES SPANISH UP THE GARY

now i really need to be told off

[princess peach]

what ken 2 really wrote was...

met Spanish-Lad, he seems a nice chap,if some one needs to employ some one he seem a well HUNG,clean cut young man, HE is worth a ride, plenty to look at, so i bedded him from the centre, and you can have a cup of coffee or what ever after.

Nice one Mr Ken...we now understand what you meant.

[keddyboy]

And what about the state of the toilet seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you forgot them.

[katy]

What toilet seats! There doesn't seem to be many around.
Not so many years ago in rural Spain there were just two places for your feet and a hole in the floor. Really great for a No.2