i've seen it all now.. my neighbours dog held to ransom !!!

[kevin77]

Easy, SpanLad! This sort of thing doesn't take place in A.com Land. Perhaps you were mistaken, have you been drinking jarras again?

[mijas bound]

Hey, Spanish,

do me favour, chat down the prices in Mijas Costa for me.

I'm sure you've seen various unsavoury acts committed there, drug dealing,prostitution,muggings, the full hit
(lay it on a bit thick, i'm looking for about a 40% reduction in asking prices, maybe then i'll only have to give an arm and a leg and be able to keep the first born)

[spanish_lad]

well i could remind you of the english 17 year old that was bottled and set upon by a group of spanish kids.. but that would be scaremongering.

i could tell u about the couple who got shot during a robbery in alhaurin de la torre.. but that wouldn't be allowed either.

wow, a.com land is fantastic

[mijas bound]

come on Spanish, iu'm sure you can do better than that (40% man)

[spanish hopes]

Somebody stole a bottle of milk from off my doorstep.
But that was in the UK so probably wouldn't help you much MB.

[anyroads]

spanish hopes wrote..

"Somebody stole a bottle of milk from off my doorstep"

semi-skimmed or full fat ? (I'm milking this for all it's worth ! )

anyroads

[spanish hopes]

I didn't see them so don't know how fat they were.

[spanish_lad]

you cant all seriously think that spain is some sort of non crime utopia.. surely ??

[mijas bound]

Amanda(once pretty, now a bit large) Lamb says Spain is a crime free utopia, so it much be true, so there

[anyroads]

Thanks mijas bound.

I now know what a large lamb is called.........
"Amanda"


anyroads

[spanish hopes]

Amanda(once pretty, now a bit large) Lamb says Spain is a crime free utopia, so it much be true, so there

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwwww!!!!

[toddcl]

So has the girl that grabbed your dog and brought it back been seen alive since the incident?

[spanish_lad]

not my dog, my neibours.. and no i've not seen the spanish girl yet