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Postby Julie » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:31 am

A 10 bob millionaire is someone who would like others to think they have a lot more than they have :(

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Postby peteroldracer » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:33 am

Julie: you must remember that there are those so young that they think a "bob" is something to do with oral intercourse.......... 8)
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Postby Dealer » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:42 am

peteroldracer wrote:Julie: you must remember that there are those so young that they think a "bob" is something to do with oral intercourse.......... 8)
Hence the saying "she is worth a bob or two".......... :wink: :wink: :lol:
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Postby Megan » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:43 am

peteroldracer wrote: a "bob" is something to do with oral intercourse.......... 8)

Is that an example of a contraction? :shock: :lol:
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Postby Free at Last » Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:38 pm

Er - people with real/old money don´t expect others to do everything for them - what about Prince Charles who reportedly has his valets squeeze the toothpaste onto the brush for him, then? Maybe that´s who the "lady" with the nanny was using as a ole model.

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Postby concorde » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:52 am

Don't forget!
For another cringe-worthy episode on the high life in Marbella, tune in at 10p.m tonight on ITV.
The tuneful birthday singer was actually on Harry Hill's TV Burps last Saturday, another 15mins of fame!
It's a pity she couldn't play the piano as well (or as badly), she could have stepped into the late Les Dawson's shoes

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Postby peteroldracer » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:31 am

Free at Last wrote: as a ole model.
Is that "hole model"?, or, as we are in Spain, " Olé " model ?! :lol:
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Postby daisylou » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:57 pm

Having just got tv today I think we shall tune in to this tonight :lol: :lol:

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Postby peteroldracer » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:02 pm

I hope katy does the karaoke again................ :wink:
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Postby katy » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:13 pm

The "singer" :!: has turned up on another forum. how she is not like that, works hard as an estate agent etc. and is now getting posts from others saying "good luck to you". Thought one of them would appear on a forum, says she is off to Thailand this week (probably selling time-share :roll:

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Postby peteroldracer » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:33 pm

:P :P :P :P :P :P
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Postby daisylou » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:18 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Postby pigs-might-fly » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:38 pm

Well, they all lived down to their reputation tonight!

That one who claims to be 38 looks more like 48 on a bad day !

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Postby RichardCoeurdeLion » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:43 pm

Yeah

The only 38 year old woman in Spain who's had 58 year old hands grafted on.

Last week was a novelty, but tonights was boring and I shan't bother
again. (oh alright, just a little peek possibly :oops: )

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Postby Julie » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:46 pm

I couldn't really see what the girl she sent home had done wrong :oops: , her behavior didn't appear any worse than the others, But who would need a friend like her anyway, shes probably done her a favor 8)

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Postby daisylou » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:26 am

Definately not 38....... and what a fowl mouth :shock:

Not sure why she had children......found it hard to believe she was serious when she said to the future employee that the baby was not allowed to see her in the mornings because he would cry and she needed to have her coffee and fags!!!!

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Postby concorde » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:35 am

Taped it and wish I hadn't bothered, it's like watching a freak show.

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Postby costakid » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:41 am

imagine what it looks like first thing in the morning, that would frighten little children. 38??? was that the size of the mouth or the words in its vocabulary

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Postby sherlock holmes » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:40 am

38??? was that the size of the mouth or the words in its vocabulary

or even the IQ? anyone else think the "38" is an actress, I think the others could be "real".

Certainly the nail woman is not that bad.

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That was a classic! - whilst in Sinatra's the chavvyist (?) bar in the port she told her off for her lack of class - "This is Marbella its a bit more classy than Falakri" NOT! same chavs just a bit older now.....

I wonder which estate agency the "birthday fuggly" worked for?

Sad to say it but its definitely a documentary of ex-pat life around the Port we have half of eastend/essex as neighbours they are all the identikit bleached blonde, overmadeup false nailed, foul mouthed laddette who aspire to be a WAG....... eughgh......

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Postby katy » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:43 am

I agree with everyone, absolutely crass. Admin edit: Potentially libellous postings will be edited or deleted along with spam (repeated postings) and those that ridicule others or that contain bad or inappropriate language. I wonder when they started to "cast" for this trash if their priority was to find the most ugliest.


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