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Postby Colinm » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:52 am

I just wonder if in 10 years time any of them would be proud to show an episode to their children/grand children?

I watched it in a friends house last night. My friend is in her late 30's and desperate to have children, but so far unsuccessfull. She was in tears last night watching that 38 (?) year old's performance on mothering. Why can't people like 38 yo get what they deserve rather than what they want? :cry:

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Postby sherlock holmes » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:57 am


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I just wonder if in 10 years time any of them would be proud to show an episode to their children/grand children?

i'm sure its already recorded to make into Presentationsets of DVD for presents!

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Postby peteroldracer » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:08 am

Wonder when the Guardia Civil will call on that Louise (?) the estate agent, and give her the fixed penalty ticket for using her mobile at the wheel, with all the video evidence they need?
And....how come her LHD BMW has a personalised Brit plate when she has clearly said on camera that she lives here - I would love to see the programme where they impound it!
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Postby dido72 » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:33 am

I can't believe I missed it again, fell asleep putting the kids to bed at 7pm, just woke up at 10:30pm when it was finishing!!

All your criticisms just make me want to watch it more...bet you all watch it again next week too :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Postby katy » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:19 am

At least this topic has created a concensus..must be a first :)

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Postby peteroldracer » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:28 am

katy wrote:At least this topic has created a concensus
At least you are here katy to prove that at least one Marbella Belle knows a word of more than two syllables, and that doesn't begin with "f" ! :wink:
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Postby mick » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:48 pm

I think if the ladies in the program lived in America they would be commonly know as Trailer Trash

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Postby peteroldracer » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:32 pm

Why is it that this sort of dog rough slapper is quite prepared to get their body cut and reshaped, and pays a fortune on clothes and shoes, but will not spend a penny on having lessons to make them at least sound as if their brain cell wasn't lonely, lacking company? :roll: :roll:
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Postby spanish hopes » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:44 pm

Come on peter, that's a bit harsh. The young lady is just 38 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: , Her brain cell has hardly had enough time to multiply yet. It is still in pristine and unused condition. :lol:

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Postby Paula » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:36 pm

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Assuming they knew about the program, surely someone didn't think it would be a good marketing tool having her prance about in the port.

Agree with you Rick it was pretty boring last night, bring back the singing estate agent, she made me laugh :lol:
I have to go out of the room when the dreadful "38 year old" is on, even Essex must be happy she has moved to Spain.

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Postby dido72 » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:26 am

peteroldracer wrote:Why is it that this sort of dog rough slapper is quite prepared to get their body cut and reshaped, and pays a fortune on clothes and shoes, but will not spend a penny on having lessons to make them at least sound as if their brain cell wasn't lonely, lacking company? :roll: :roll:
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Postby Marina » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:34 am

I watched it in a friends house last night. My friend is in her late 30's and desperate to have children, but so far unsuccessfull. She was in tears last night watching that 38 (?) year old's performance on mothering. Why can't people like 38 yo get what they deserve rather than what they want? :cry:[/quote]

I think this is so sad. I'm not surprised the poor woman was in tears.
I just hope the poor child never gets to hear what his mother thinks of him.

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Postby samizdat » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:33 am

I think this is so sad. I'm not surprised the poor woman was in tears.
I just hope the poor child never gets to hear what his mother thinks of him.


having watched it in UK last two weeks I think I have to agree with the posters who think she is an actress - THIS CANNOT BE REAL!!! its appalling but it has generated a lot of publicity - which is the point of the reality TV shows.

I think its funny the suggestion they are proud of their lifestyles (successful) and are making a DVD presentation set to show off to friends and family :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately now i'm back we dont get ITV so will miss the rest :cry: :cry:

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Postby Colinm » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:00 pm

Unfortunately now i'm back we dont get ITV so will miss the rest
Don't worry, it will probably be shown ad nauseam on UKTV1 and 2 and +1 and +2 and +24............. you will have plenty of opportunities to miss it all over again :lol:

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Postby safeashouses » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:42 pm

The 'best' bits are usually shown on Harry Hill's TV Burp. :D

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Postby RichardCoeurdeLion » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:40 pm

Bad Taste joke coming up about breast enlargement surgery.

Woman asks husband for three grand to have breasts enlarged.
Husband refuses and suggests she rub toilet paper between said breasts
Woman says "that won't work"

Husband says "well it did for your beep"

Sorry :oops: :oops:

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Postby dido72 » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby concorde » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:00 pm

Could have been written about some of the 'Belles'
Although they are titled 'Are these the bravest men in the world'

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of

perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,

fatty."

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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is

lying in bed reading.

Man says: "This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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Postby anewlife » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:38 pm

Yep, it's trash TV but riveting!!! As I said before she is 38 + VAT and the rest..... If she's 38, then I'm 21!!

And on Tuesday, what was wrong with having a couple of drinks? And being sent home like a little girl at 10.45.... well. When she said this is Marbella darling, not Faliraki, I thought to myself, 20 years ago darling this is what was happening in Marbella and definitely not in Faliraki! Snotty mare! Then she proceeded to touch every woman's boobs er, hello, which is worse.. being seen having one too many, or going round touching everyone's boobs when you're a woman?????????

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Postby peteroldracer » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:27 am

anewlife wrote:touching everyone's boobs when you're a woman?????????
The way things are going - and not just in Marbella - all the men will have been turned into women, the women into men, it will be compulsory for the latter to be queer and the former lesb1an, being married to someone of the opposite gender will be illegal, and Elton John will be elected Secretary General of the United Nations!
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