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[julian]

s5nce the cat had 5t´s5esta 60 the 2eyb6ard th5s aftern66n the w6rds c60e 64t 352e th5s .he3*!!
what sh643d 5 d6 t6 get bac2 t6 n6r0a3????

[Grouser]

Tie the keyboard round the cats neck and chuck both in river,
Buy new keyboard

[julian]

[spanish_lad]

a keyboard new is 9€ or 2€ from the car boot.. stoppit :p

[Conehead]

My guess is you have a laptop and turned on the numeric key pad which is part of the alpha keyboard.
u=4, i=5 k=2 0=6 etc

There will be a function key to turn it back off. What make and model is it?

[julian]

thanx everyone, yes it´s a laptop, someone has told me how to fix it , pressing the Bl num/bl Des button, whatever that means , anyway, back to normal now........now off to have a serious talk with the cat !!

[ken2]

ha ha ha i love it, there is a cat out their that spells worse than ME.

[chrissiehope]

Do you think the cat was getting its revenge cos your laptop doesn't have a mouse......?

[ken2]

Do you think the cat was getting its revenge cos your laptop doesn't have a mouse......?

very good, ha ha ha wish i had been awake first thing so that i could of thought that, nice one

[RichardCoeurdeLion]

I expect you've heard of the "infinite monkey theorem".

i.e. give enough monkeys enough keyboards for enough time, and eventualy the complete works of Shakespeare will be typed. (or any other text, sentence or just a word.)

I don't think I'll be around long enough to verify that, though.

[ken2]

I expect you've heard of the "infinite monkey theorem".

i.e. give enough monkeys enough keyboards for enough time, and eventualy the complete works of Shakespeare will be typed. (or any other text, sentence or just a word.)

I don't think I'll be around long enough to verify that, though.

Rick, you been on the same gin as me??

[frog]

either that or hitchiking the galaxy